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oi-watchitspaceman:

Loki’D.

(via everythingiscomingupwaters)

• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

• nobody: you're cute and I want to date you

• waitress: what would you like to drink
• me: the blood of my enemies
• waitress:
• me:
• waitress:
• me:
• waitress: is pepsi okay?

• suburban middle class white girls: nigga

anna-wa:

infernal :

when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made

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tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “What Makes You Beautiful” - as always, I’l be checking out people who reblog - it’s a great way for me to find new Tumblrs to reblog/follow!

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spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

(via sassuality)

lindsaylohanthony:

so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

　

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

kari-shma:

Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

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neiishaboo18:

absaur:

Looks delicious

Holy fuck